Hope you enjoy this little bit of Christmas parody………
T‘was the month before Christmas and throughout the abode
Were rusty old faucets and an outdated commode.
The plans had been made to have guests come a’callin
But the plumbing was needin’ some quick overhaulin’.
I was frettin’ and stressin’ as I thought of the cost
My mind was a spinnin’, my spirit was lost.
The days, they flew by like the leaves in a gust,
I needed a plumber… But who could I trust?
The holiday cards began arriving by mail
The coupons and specials announcing each sale
As I leafed through the stacks that the postman had brought
A particular offer had the answer I sought.
A kind looking man with a smile and a wave
Beckoned me to look closer at the money I’d save.
An offer quite tempting for needed repairs
To the kitchen, and powder and bathroom upstairs.
With Evenings and Weekends at No Extra Charge
The savings he offered were really quite large.
I picked up the phone and made a request
“Don’t send just a plumber…send me the Best!”
Within minutes a red and white truck had appeared.
On the back was the man with the smile and the beard.
Before I could blink there was a knock at my door
The plumber, his helper and tools galore
They went right to work, looking here, looking there
And when they told me the cost, I’d have money to spare.
They completed their job with a smile and a wink,
Two toilet, a faucet and new kitchen sink.
They gave me their thanks and went on their way
“Many more customers waiting today!”
My house looked amazing, my guests felt at ease
Needless to say I’m especially pleased.
So if you need plumbing or heating repair
Call the guys at South West; Fast, Friendly and Fair.